As the saying goes, he who lives by Addai will also die by Addai. And so it goes with my Fantasy Football teams this past weekend. The Monkey Knife Fight absolutely mauled the Eighteen Grands in Great Pigskin Experiment action, by a final score of 140 - 91, lead by Indianapolis Colts running back Joseph Addai, who ran for 112 yards, caught passes for 114 yards, and had a touchdown by both means. Though the Colts lost, the glory of Fantasy Football should allow Addai to rejoice that he led any number of fake teams to victory yesterday. MKF sits at 5 - 4, a modest record, but one that puts us in position to make a strong play-of run, which is all we ask.
Like, for instance, Coveropolis, who, in Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Football League action, defeated a reeling Rodent Passion by a final score of 125 - 36. That, my friends, is ugly. In R'n'R regular scoring, Addai himself accounted for 34 of the 125 points accrued by the Covoropolians -- nearly enough to defeat Rodent Passion by himself. RP sits at 4 -5, also a modest record. But one that tells the story of 2 teams -- the one that started 4 - 0, the other that has continued at 0 - 5. Our season of promise is quickly sinking into a season of disaster, unless our guys return healthy and strong relatively quickly.
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Popeye's Nephews IN DA HOUUUUUUSE!
BOO-YAH!!!
Lucky you, we've already finished our head-to-heads. Rodent Passion begins its MONSTER COMEBACK starting next weekend. Then you'll be shielding your eyes, as gerbils everywhere make sweet, sweet, gerbil love in celebration of our triumph!
You know, there's more to passion than sweet, sweet lovin'.
Why can't they make sweet, sweet, gerbil arm-wrestling tournaments? Huh?
Besides, after FWP lights it up for 120 yards and 2 scores tonight, you'll be crying in your ill-gotten schoolkid rat milk.
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